成人笑话|Are you the manager?

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly^{1 to the bartender who approached her immediately.}

She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did she gently caressed^{2 his full beard.}

Are you the manager? she asked, softly stoking his face with both
hands.

Actually no ... he replied.

Can you get him for me ... I need to speak to him, she said running
her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

I'm afraid I can't ... breathed the bartender Is there anything I
can do ...?

Yes I need for you to give him a message, she continued, running
her forefinger^{3 across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple
of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.}

What should I tell him, the bartender managed to mumble^4.

Tell him, she whispered alluringly, there's no toilet paper - hand
soap - or paper towels in the ladies room.