欢迎来到英语自学网

成人笑话|Circumcision

来源:www.umucn.com 2025-02-26

A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor1 surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend sTOPped by to see how the guy was doing.

The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals2 with refreshments3, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc.

Why all the attention ? the friend asked. You look fine to me.

I know ! grinned the patient. But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven
stitches.


相关文章推荐

04

18

成人笑话|Determining sex

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth.

03

24

成人笑话|Are you the manager?

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly1 to the bartender who approached her immed

02

26

成人笑话|In-laws

A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would c

02

25

成人笑话|Super Market mistake

This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blondebehind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello

01

31

成人笑话|Kinky sex

A man says to his wife, "I fancy some kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I

01

31

成人笑话|Dads funeral

Two fellows grew up in the mountains, and when they were grown, one of them said he was going up North to seek his fortu

01

31

成人笑话|Running in the woods

A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint1. He runs up the Gir

01

30

成人笑话|Getting any?

Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided1 to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?Char

01

30

成人笑话|HIV test

Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor1 asked why they felt tha