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双语笑话|Allergy (过敏)

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Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of Like father, like son?
Father: Bastard1. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?

儿子:父亲,有其父必有其子的意思是呀?
爸爸:狗崽子,你在学校又做什么见不能人的事啦?


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